Woke up cranky as hell.
I dreamt that I went from possibly being the best strategic planner in the world to a beginner ballerina. I was forced to perform in front of my parents and the moment I went on stage, I saw a see of familiar faces from secondary school. We had to do a series of leaps from one end of the assembly hall to another end. If any of us failed to perform to the instructor’s expectations, we were forced to mangle a giant fish with an axe. From what I remember, the last scene was bloody and covered in fish guts.
Talk about warp.
Watched He’s just not that into you last week, and I walked out of the cinema thinking I’m not going to let myself be the rule. I want to be the exception. Come to think of it, I’m pretty much over the dating game. You can come up with 45,000 reasons why he hasn’t called to drive yourself even crazier, but honestly, if he really did lose his phone, he’d find a way to get your number and contact you. Besides, the losing of the mobile phone excuse? Used and over-used.
I’m going to bake me some cupcakes.
